You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
I think my tv knows when im high and tells taco bell
when I forget a girls name in bed I ask her her middle name then tell her i'm gonna call her that from now on
She called me Jeff during sex, I just kept going like nothing happened. To think, if I was a woman that would be a problem.
he got mad becuase i made more noise when he gave me a back massage then i do when we actually have sex
Can I color on your dick again?
Maybe we should invest in one and when one of us wishes to be a hot mess in a wheel chair the other one will push the mess around to wherever it wants to go.
You asked the bartender if she was trying to get you drunk. She cut you off after that.
You think you're smart. You're pretending to be asleep to save yourself from my hormonal pms mood swings. Unfortunately that only works against bears.
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
Dude I was tripping acid when she was crying and I literally couldn't defend myself
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
You gotta do what you gotta do. Like how I gotta drive in the rain to go get chicken nuggets. I just gotta.
I AM SO HORNY, I AM GOING TO DIE. I NEED SOMEONE TO WISH MY VAGINA A MERRY CHRISTMAS.
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