Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
She slept with 4 other guys since we went on a break. And her ex. But apparently she hasn't given any bjs out of respect for me. Why does that comfort me?!
Yeah well I used to see how many bud lights I could slam down during the pledge of allegiance, my record was 4, but I could do better now.
You offered me some of your "Jungle Juice." It was just 151 and Absinthe. I don't know how you are still alive.
Dave used his AAA card to get my car towed to my house so I could get drunk. Evil genius.
yeah...that's gonna come up in court
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
I'm on the porch day drinking and the neighbor is in his yard screaming about his amazing sandwiches, maybe we should move.
So this is my life now? Laying in bed texting about Hulk penis?
does having sex with an episode of House playing in the background count as studying for my MCAT?
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
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