im pretty sure i just saw someone trying to catch a fish with his penis
Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
I just saw fred flintstone in my fruity pebbles!
what drugs are you on?
none, cept for the pain medication i got prescribed by the doc: it said 2 pills every 3 hours, but I took 6 cuz i'll be away from home later
i almost set my kitchen on fire last night. homecoming week is getting the best of me
She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
Hey for future reference vodka can not be substituted for water when shaving your legs
I am trapped in a bar with french tattooed drug dealers who also blow glass art. Just in case this is bad, know what happened.
Home. Barefoot. Drunk. Crying. Puked. Brushed teeth. Washed face. Dying. Need Cuddle.
I remember now some guy came over and hit on me and poured peppermint schnapps and chocolate syrup in my mouth. Pretty sure he was dressed like Santa....
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
So I fucked her. If you're keeping score at home, it's all tied up with horrible sex with someone I like and great sex with someone I hate both with 1.
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
Get off the floor, put away the cookie dough, get ur shit together Scott.
I just threw up a strange neon green substance. Did I eat a glow stick last night?
I was too hungover to sit up and pull the curtains closed so I did it with my toes
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