what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
I just saw the host of Singled Out do standup. Holy shit 1995.
Dude I'm 99% sure I'm witnessing an e-harmony date at panera, prob late 40's, this is better than the movies.
you were on all fours yelling at the earth to stop spinning.
I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
your goal of the night was to unlock your iPhone with your nipple. You're going places.
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
I walked in on her just letting her nose bleed into her friend's hands
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
You kept trying to use my cat as a napkin.
I was seriously concerned she had died since she wasn't moving at all, but then I asked here where she was last night and her response was to hip thrust the air.
I'm sorry for aggressively singing the Frasier theme song at you so many times last night.
He was more upset that I got into his phone than about getting caught cheating.
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
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