I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
I think my plan to not drink this week was just ruined by my mothers discovery of the chat function on facebook
shut up. I wear heels bigger than your dick
Am I texting you while being used as a stripper pole by two half-naked women? hint: I am.
This is one of those moments when you do what I say or I come stalk you down like a gazelle.
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
We left the knife in your bed.
Flacco has been sacked like 7 times. His name also auto corrects to Flaccid. That's so sad
Just busted the chick who slept with my boyfriend with alcohol. God I love being an RA.
We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
Congrats on graduating and I'm in a cab and need someone to helps keeping me up, do you mind
I'm gonna fight the coyote
I'm not 100 percent on this, but I think I just shit a lump of cement. What the fuck happened last night?
I can’t believe I made out with a flat earther and didn’t know about it until now!
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
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