his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
Subtly mention that I'm not a lesbian. I would only go for rebecca's nipples because they're pierced and I like shiny things.
All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
You slammed your forties down on the table and yelled "I AM EDWARD FORTYHANDS" then mumbled something about repping Idaho like a champ and laid down on the couch.
We just laid there in bed together, petting his dick and repeating, "IT FEELS LIKE VELVET!!!"
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
He told me he was my brother roommate in college after we fucked, but already knew that so I had pretend I didn't know that.. like how I pretended I finished. 2/10
He went in for a kiss so I shook his hand instead.
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
I told him I might be pregnant and he said he'd buy me a test and a twix bar. I'm marrying him. Tomorrow.
Just bedazzled a flask, while drinking out of it. Hot glue is EVERYWHERE.
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