i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
details?
alcohol + bed + penis = sex
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
Tequila is the liquid version of celery. I lose more calories during tequila drunk and the following sexual activities than I gain by drinking it...
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
Only mom could turn an abortion day into a shopping day
do you still have a key to my apartment? Without going into too much detail locked myself out naked on the patio, currently using a deck cushion to cover myself so kids walking home from school dont see me
Guess who has got hockey tickets for tonight? Only cost me road head going to and coming from the game
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
oh you know, the usual stuff. getting kicked out of bars and sleeping in cars.
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
Kyle found me outside his apartment in the hallway. Said he didn't hear me knock bt smelled alcohol through the door. I'm sucha bitch to my liver
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
If I ever go to jail it will be because of you, I can feel it.
Looks like he unfriended you too. I feel like we were both just handed negative pregnancy tests.
Also, I found this app that is basically a tamagochi from the 90's and now I finally have something to keep me busy at work!
Randomize
