There's a dildo in the cheerios box here...
So she farted while we were having sex but I was afraid she would stop because she was emberessed so i just went ahead and took the blame and apologized
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
Have you ever seen a midget fist pump? BEST. THING. EVERRRRR.
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?
just found glitter in my belly button...seriously when will this nightmare end
So after I was tied with a feather boa he left me there with KFC and cherry coke
I doubt were getting our security deposit back... the toilet just fell off the wall
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
I heard him crying and I heard him listening to porn... I'm hoping to God they weren't at the same time.
He was wearing a tux and a big sombrero so it automatically made the flute he was playing totally cool
I woke up wearing a lax pinnie under my shirt, a triathlon medal, and a dora backpack... I think I had fun
we're so committed to being not committed
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
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