what do you think about when you wanna get rid of a boner?
dying kittens.
it was like she wanted to be a once a week night stand
Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
He about cried when I ordered pizza online. He said it was a miracle.
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
How do you feel?
Like the devil himself shit me out, baked me into a pie, ate the pie, and shit me out again.
Just watched my roommate stuff a sandwich in his pocket because we're out of paper plates.
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
I get hit on by the prison guards every time i go to see him. Seriously.
I don't know what I'm more pleased with, the blowie last night or that fact that there's still 20 dollars in my wallet
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
I just met a stripper in the light of day who I ate a candy bikini off her body. This is how my weekend is going.
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
You literally snort drugs up your nose and you’re questioning the brand of the multivitamin right now?
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