what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
Duck Duck Cougar?
I told him that he is like a snow storm I never know when he is coming, how many inches I will get, or how long it will last
im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
We were drinking cognac with TAB. I felt like trailer park royalty.
I didn't mean to leave you there I just didn't know him well enough to throw up in his bathroom.
just as they were cutting his pants off he made em stop & said "everyone knows about shrinkage right".
Ok the fact that you know THAT phrase perfectly is terrifying. You just proved you can slut it up in mulitiple languages.
she's crying and begging for her chapstick and insisting on walking home...her every thursday ritual
yolo... Doesn't that stand for 'shut the fuck up'?
Well my sober pact lasted almost an hour. Then I did four shots. But in other news, one of those shots I took with a midget. So like I couldn't turn that shit down.
someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
I don't have the resources to adequately explain this. I need like a Powerpoint presentation and also Vodka.
All I remember is you shouting "THIS KID IS A FREAKIN' NINJA!!" when he dive rolled over a barbed wire fence and proceeded to ask for his 18th beer.
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
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