she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
Sex with him was like teaching a two year old how to work a machine gun
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
I'm such a fucking super-fan. I was worried his cum would wash away his autograph.
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
Taking my underwear off at work was one of my better decisions this weekend
I was gonna start crying but as he was asking me for my info i saw him eyeing my rack. So I sorta started pushing them together. He asked me to get out of the car he made me turn around so he could check me out and then he said and I quote "okay ma'am. Everything is fine, I'm going to let you off with a warning. Next time if you're not wearing yoga pants you might not be as lucky" I am blessed.
I left him on his mom's lawn after he passed out in my lap and told me my vagina smells like flowers. Couple of the year award
Only a true best friend would remind you to make sure your cucumber dildo is organic
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
I'm determined to sit on that face.
Quit being awkward towards me every time the group is together. They're going to figure out we're fucking.
I kept screaming at his rabbit: "IT'S OKAY, YOU CAN HAVE SOME TRIX. FUCK THOSE SELFISH BITCHES."
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
A guy in a chewbacca suit just came up to me and asked me to buy him weed.
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