I am so fucking pissed, there are no Shamwows in the As Seen on TV Store.
Looks like you'll have to stick to jizzing in socks.
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
Life is so much better when you know you're gonna get laid soon.
I just found cold cuts in the blender. You and beefeater can no longer have unsupervised parties.
According to the stories I've heard I decided I was a stuntman after my 6th shot of Jack
He just sent me a winky face in the middle of setting up a drug deal. You don't do that.
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
The cops said we could pay $250 or spend the night in jail and get 2 free meals. I might pee in mail-boxes more often
would you say our friendship is at the "help each other shave animal patterns in each other's pubes" phase?
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
We were kinda loud so his roommate woke up and to make up for it he invited him to a threesome. I can't drink whiskey anymore.
This is it. This is the birthday cake that gets me laid.
I mean it could have been worse, I could have been sober.
I would ride that face into the sunset
Nxt time we drink that much, we'll have to hide the crayons. Crayola-ing a mural on the living room wall wasnt the brightest idea, but it sure is classy. Right?
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