I wish we could go back in time and find our best farts ever
Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
Turns out he's not gay. He just didn't know how else to say he's not into me. He just hit on my sister.
Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
rolling absolute tits, turn on the red lights for when i get home.
Doing tequila shots with my ex to celebrate that we broke up... not awkward at all.
He was in the middle of making out with two girls at once, but then the guy next to me said "I feel like I'm watching Animal Planet" he stopped to give him a high five
Just got discharged from the hospital after getting my finger stitched back together don't you dare say you had a worse night than me
You humped everything and cried in an uber.
When he's drowning in your chest and he muffles out the words 'I just want to live here' that's a compliment right?
Just once I'd like to go out and not have to tell you to put your pants back on.
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
UGH I HATE BEING THIS WAY IM GOING TO GO HUG THE CACTUS YOU GOT ME
Despite how often it occurs, I have absolutely no interest in having sex with myself
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