walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
I mean we havent seen each other since december and then bam its cinco de mayo and were having sex under a life guard tower taking tequila shots between each position. no big deal
seriously, i am too high for the omelet station to be playing Being For The Benefit Of Mr Kite at 7am
Numbies before the dentist, such a good idea.
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
You kept whispering "Party Dave" every time someone would start talking.
He was still there when I ran half naked into my suitemate's room where she was skyping her boyfriend and I started singing I JUST HAD SEEEEX
If I come in tomorrow with a cane and a seeing eye dog it's because I just mixed up my salicylic acid acne stuff with my eye makeup remover
I woke up and there was a mans ass as my screensaver...
By god, his vagina is better looking than mine.
You're like my little fucked up version of the groundhog seeing its shadow, only it's boobs and warm weather.
Bitch are you kidding? 2016 is gonna be the year our pussies run for president
He gave me a back massage while we were fucking.
Did you get that?
WHILE WE WERE FUCKING.
Dude. Craziest ride ever. I was convinced that the bus was an airplane. There were clouds when I looked out the window. I got really upset every time the bus turned because airplanes shouldn't turn.
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