oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
We had two amazing nights in a row...it was so weird...I couldn't even go to sleep cause I thought maybe it was just in his plot to kill me.
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
I should take him calling me "a freak of nature" after sex as a compliment, right??
His foreplay reminded me too much of breastfeeding.
You can't break up with me and ask me for a handjob on the same day. At least not in that order.
I just realized how early it is, you're taking this booty call thing to a whole other level. also, there are altoids all over my room, that was weird
On the oral sex Super Bowl board I drew 7 and 1. If I get lucky, someone will be swallowing during Madonna's half time. I'm sure she'd approve.
We have an unspoken agreement. He helps me move and I give him a blow job. It's really unfair to him considering he doesn't know how much shit I have.
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
Yeah, it was all very half-hearted. In the middle of sex we both just stopped and looked at each other and said, "can we just sleep instead?"
That is so sad.
Your shirt... Was in my pants
And then he tried to convince me that he could wear a condom instead of pants to go out.
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