she was left over bi-product, like the hotdog of the human race
hey..i found a takeout box with a half-eaten hamburger in it, the box said to text this number if found...
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
It's like a bag of dicks covered in taint sweat pounding a pregnant baby walrus.
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
whatever the appropriate amount of shots is to consider drunken acrobatics a good idea was a few less than I actually had
Do you want the fat one with an ok face or the skinny ugly one?
It doesn't matter as long as our shame is in tandem.
Dude just texted me asking if I could drive 45 mins for a quickie dude use your hand
Looks better than the half a blow job I got the other night which I had to finish myself. From a chick I refer to simply as "mom jeans".
Remember when you walked in on me sleeping INSIDE a pillowcase?
I lost a bet last night, now I have to name the baby Fetty Wap, regardless of gender. Riley is going to kill me.
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
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