i'm in his bathroom *freshening up* and he not only has a hairdryer... but a straightener. get me out of here... NOW
can we take a shower together?
no need for the romantic shit. I'm a sure thing
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
After having to meet his mom half naked, running into the tree in front of her didn't seem so bad.
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
I can't believe we had "50th anniversary of man in space" sex.
Hooked up with an Aussie chick last night only an Indonesian chick away from completing my lap around the pacific rim
im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
Woke up naked on your sister's mattress lying next to a single slice of bread.
Iron Man just asked me back to his place... Not sure I can handle this. Wish me luck.
I distinctly remember telling him "I'll suck your dick while you eat pizza"
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
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