well I can't set my house on fire every night
Note to self: When getting ready to leave with a kid in a wheelchair don't say Let's roll
there was a trapeze. enough said
Bought a water-proof vibrator. Rubber ducky is no longer the one that makes bathtime so much fun.
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
When she talks to me all I hear are 5 generations of inbreeding speaking.
She's more than welcome to come too, so long as she has gotten over that me being responsible for the death of her cat thing.
Still borderline I believe. As bad as this sounds, I feel God owes me one here and should not let his grandmother die till after my birthday
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
No more co-pays for contraceptives. Whoever says Obama is a bad guy has clearly never had a pregnancy scare.
the bandages come off on Tuesday. we can try out my new breasts then.
You should know two things about me,,,1) I am highly sexual and 2) I am HIGHLY competitive so you telling me about how much sex you had with the other girl makes me say "challenge accepted"... you should hydrate.
A 'Bear Fight' is a car bomb followed by a Jaeger bomb. Fuckface and I do those on slow days. Tonight, we did a 'Polar Bear on Fire'. Fireball, a bear fight in the middle, and end with rumple minze.
I made friends at the beach bars tonight. Several were worried for my well being.
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
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