brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
I'm drunk in class and I'm pretty sure the bible freak behind me is saying a prayer for me
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
can you call in chlamydia to work? like if the antibiotics they gave you for it are giving you the shits...
Give me a few hours to remember what being sober feels like.
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
That girl next to you randomly said that she fits into a queen sized pillow case
WTF.
After he finished he proceeded to check my boobs for breast cancer.
I played ping pong,drunk, with my hand instead of the paddle. And i won. I have hidden talents
I slept naked with a towel wrapped around my waist in case I pissed the bed again
you know its getting late when the "nevers" are turning into "maybe"
When I went to pick up Adam from the train station, I found him passed out, covered in gold paint and wrapped in a red blanket. someone had glued a gaudy green rhinestone to his forehead. He looked homeless.
She grinded so hard on my face that I've got rugburn on both eyelids
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