talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
It all came flooding back to me: there was a woman with one hand
As far as classy things to do in front of your ex go, throwing up on your own shirt is not one of them.
legit been throwing up since 7am. told my parents the two bowls of puke in my dorm were soup
I'm at the casino and some dude apparently has money in an entire row of slot machines. Its like watching a really intense adult version of wack a mole
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
Why doesn't he get that I would rather give him blow jobs than be in a relationship?
You are not about to raise that baby deer, you can BARELY raise yourself... Return it to it's mom now.
Just hooked up with the fireman who put out the quesadilla fiasco last tuesday.
Pretty sure I was high. I thought there was music coming out of my makeup bag.
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
I hate her so much I want to fuck her boyfriend.
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
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