But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
She was doing lines off of her friends boobs in the limo at 9 oclock on a thursday This has the potential to be the best weekend ever
If I ever die and svu has to come to my murder scene make sure they know I don't wear underwear always so it might not be as bad as they think
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
HELP THE ONLY THING THAT'S HELPING ME DISTINGUISH BETWEEN THE TWO OF THEM IS THE DIRECTION OF THEIR WINKY FACES OMFG
Sorry about all of the penis things that happened last night.
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
Hungover playing piano at a baptism I am the PICTURE of class I feel like I should be struck by lightning
my grandpa paid for my boob job but he just doesn't know it.
It's really hard to masturbate now that I live with girls who actually function before 11 am.
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
See I insist I'm not a groupie and then I say things like "will bang for a backstage pass".
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