going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
I've decided I'm just gonna keep drinking til the baby bump shows...
At the pride parade. It's not even noon and I'm drunk as shit... for equality of course
then he compared my vagina to a dishwasher. A DISHWASHER?!
Cognac is not meant to be taken in shots. I just wanted you to know the desperation of last night.
Chasing 100 proof soco w water from the tap at 4 pm, it's gonna one of those kinda Thursdays...
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
maybe you should do the old hyperventilate, take a shot of vodka, sniff someone's hair trick
2011 senior yearbook drinking game. we're taking a shot whenever some dumbass uses that quote about how life isn't isn't about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away. also that retarded wayne gretzky one about missing shots you don't take.
But it's ok cause then I turned my tequila blanket into a tequila comforter and I felt no pain
I can't turn off my feet"
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
I'm taking a shit break of discontent as a personal protest
He's been pretending to be gay for 3 months in order to get free weed.
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