Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
he bonged a 1/5 of jack and came back an hour later blacked out with a legitimate chicago firemans helmet
WHY WOULD YOU LET ME MAKE THAT MUCH NOISE DURING SEX IN RESIDENCE ?!
I tried to push your face into the pillow but then you kicked like a donkey.
I love tequila.
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
Sometimes I wonder how different my life would be if I didn't share a weekly margarita with my mom since i was 12
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
My sister was crawling her way home and kept asking us to carry her,then she insisted on grabbing at our ankles til she passed out, how was your night?
i didnt have any regrets until i found out he was a freshman.... and the only reason he got into yale was because of soccer... and he wasnt premed.
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
Y'all best leave this "I can only have a couple drinks" shit at the door. U don't drive to Yukon to have a shot. I'm getting u fuckers drunk.
Just traded a shot of whiskey for a warm PBR on public transit. It's that's sort of night already.
I had to write an apology letter to my roomate for hotboxing in our bathroom. What a bitch.
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
Chicks dig it when you smell like bong water and frebreeze.
Is this making any sense, because I’m puking and trying to be Philosophical right now
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