i just woke up in the woods behind my house in handcuffs and a dan marino jersey ive never seen before
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
you will always have a special place in my vag
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
I seriously just washed my dick in a public restroom. That's how dirty last night got
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
She was having a seizure right in front of you, and you asked, "So there's no more donuts?"
I keep waking up with the nagging feeling I gave him half a hand job through his shorts.
Is it horrible that I want to keep my purple landing strip until after my gyno apt? I feel like someone beside myself should see it...
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
I have to answer enough questions about you, I don't need your uterus tossed in the conversation.
Trying to find a card for this engagement party. Can't find one that says "you met each other 5 months ago, cant wait to get the popcorn out and watch this one fall apart"
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
I turn into such a nice and loving person when I take Vicodin
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
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