I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
Only a mothe r could love this liver
you announced to the whole room that instead of shaving you were planning to start straightening and then braiding your pubes. awkward silence followed by everyone leaving.
watchout when you come home, dougs at the top of the stairs naked eating doritos
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
Now he's lighting his socks on fire
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
Its hard to hear the music in here over his nasal whistle. And his breath smells like old milk. I think I need more vodka, and he better be buying. You owe me.
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
Also this freshmen guy is talking about his gag reflex and no one is making blowjob jokes. I have no faith in the next generation.
You are the human incarnation of a drinking problem
My neighbors are white girl rapping to Hamilton again...
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
aloe plants are like gummy bears with an exoskeleton, but with healing powers instead of deliciousness.
are you on the drugs???
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