I thought I was riding a bike, but I guess it was a vacuum cleaner
i effin hate jeff goldbloom.
but i totally would still bang him
guys are only as good as the porn they watch
gettin pulled by a cop with a camera crew. gonna flee. want my 15 min of fame on cops.
i hope when i become a housewife i'm more of a gretchen and less of a vicky
Well Im currently dressed up as batman raiding frat houses for booze
He's currently surrounded by roughly 23 girls he fucked and never called. He may not make it out of here. Bar of doom? Or of redemption?
Never backflip into an above ground pool. I think the gash will be smaller by Monday though.
Why do you think she gets more guys?
well her prof pic is her in her bedroom looking hot and mine is me looking terrified while holding a giant spider at 6 flags, so there's that
He specifically said I couldn't post the picture of him passed out naked except for a strategically placed washcloth. Where's the fun in that?
YOU'RE MARRIED. TO OTHER PEOPLE.
I'm at a gyno in Japan. Safe to say every possible rule of etiquette is about to be broken. Buckle up, motherfuckers.
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
I was chasing disarono with Bacardi and watching ice cube movies. It would have been an epic birthday if I wasn't by myself and actually had some decent friends.. Hint. Asshole.
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
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