apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
Im going to bring a boy home tonight, and not tell him that I have my period. So when he tries to fuck me, I say no, and look really classy. Then he thinks I'm marriage material. So I give him head.
I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
I'm at a free clinic. Feel like I should cough or sneeze so it's not blatantly obvious I'm getting checked for STI's.
I don't even know why im sitting in this office eating a poptart.
Now that you're back together are you gonna tell him you set his stuff on fire?
Complete silence. Background Willy Wonka music. An empty back of Lay's BBQ chips. These are the ingredients for an extreme acid trip.
MANGO MOTHERFUCKING GODDAMN MARGARITA DELICIOUSNESS
His roommates came in and started a dance party in his room while we were having sex. He said it wasnt the first time.
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
I've had more orgasms than showers this week.
You need to go! It’s a midwestern wedding - the single girls out there think life ends at 25 if they don’t have a picket fence and family. That’s when your penis introduces himself
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