That's what happens when you let Keystone Light make your decisions.
Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
Dude if you're not gonna answer them I'm gonna stop snapchatting you my hook ups
What kind of outfit says I totes want you to take me in the airplane bathroom?
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
Side note. I love it when I think I've sobered up and then I get a second wind of drunk
I'm way too hungover for life right now
Listen, if I miss the flight to Vegas because she's still rimming my ass, it will have been worth it.
The moment when you go to plug in someone else's phone in your car and your lube is in the way. Don't mind that it's just my center console car lube. Normal.
i think i left you like a 5 minute message about the mcchicken burger i was eating. I think I called wanting sex but the mcchicken burger was a lot more seducing.
I just found a contact in my phone named "Nick from The Party". Who's nick?
I’m planning a Pharmasutra for the first night after the pandemic ends
Pharmasutra?
Me + Chris + cocktails + viagra = night of orgasms
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