How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
And I just threw up at the table during Mother's Day Brunch.
I just hemmed my dress for halloween, never felt more like a man
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
No more tipping the bathroom attendant with your phone.
I know. They started calling me The Incident. The hotel maids, that is.
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
I have a busted ear drum from when he honked his horn when we started to have sex on his car in the parking lot...
She was eating leaves off of trees and saying it was salad, and even told a guy in passing that her favorite color was plaid.
I peppersprayed myself last night. Sigh.
I remember puking but I don't remember where. PSA: don't go barefoot around the house
That's probably why white girls drink so much espresso. Piledriving coke and vodka crans takes a fucking toll man
I pretty much just wake up, masturbate at least twice, and go to the beach. #Unemployed. I do look for jobs in between all that tho.
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
I should stop pointing to my vagina when I say "I'm in charge!"
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