Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
I'm home with mono, wearing knee high socks, shorts, a stained old shirt, and a surgical mask. He comes over ANYWAY with soup, a gas mask, billions of DVDs, and eats me out. He's either stupid, whipped, or i'm just THAT good.
I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
As added birth control I warned him that if he knocked me up tonight I would name the baby Truck.
Just to warn you I probably wont be able to do anything that involves standing up
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
There is naked swordfighting and something green and alcoholic going on in the basement. COME. OVER. NOW.
Should I have spent my entire pay check on Crown Royal and LSD? No. Do I regret it? Also, no.
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
hopefully I won't be diving through a thorn bush to escape an explosion this time
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