Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
So she said she wears a diaper when she's on her period and I'm not going to lie, I kind of want to see the diaper.
i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
just woke up to overhearing her on the phone saying "yeah we fucked last night, that makes 42." should i get tested?
well i fucked her too, so yes.
just saw an anti-abortion rally outside of the courthouse...so naturally i tossed them out a coat hanger i found in my car
I took a shit in your bathtub. Nothings off limits
I think they were cool with it, they should have know if I was the host of the baby shower it was going to involve a keg and jager shots.
Nothing says 'good morning' like waking up only to realize this chick was watching you sleep. She's crazy
everyone thought he was too sick to make it, but he showed up. Ten minutes in and he's doing vodka shots with nyquil chasers
trading diseases for a hangover? that's either a really good decision or a really, really bad one. we'll find out if he wakes up tomorrow
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
Woke up in a fanny pack with a bag of cocaine on my cheek
ED guy's penis finally worked last night. It was a Festivus miracle!
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
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