For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
I've never seen anyone write a check for a bar tab before
Handle of 100 proof captain dressed like a pilgrim here we go
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
Please tell me you're throwing the cats into this foot of snow.
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
I ate all his french fries. He was no longer useful to me.
I just woke up from quarter beer tuesdays wearing 3 pairs of underwear, none of which are the ones I left wearing...2 Around my waist and one around my shoulder in an attempt at a bra. At least drunk me tries to be decent?
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
maybe if I avoid him long enough we could skip the talking part of "we need to talk"
I'm all set for mothers day, I let her beat me in beer pong.
To the point, I hope I remember where to put my dick when I finally get laid again
You have a 50 50 chance
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
He literally said, while inside me, "I would smack your ass but I don't want to wake my mom up". Amazing.
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