its like my vagina has this homing beacon out to all the guys saying "come find me, i havent been shaved in weeks"
is wine microwaveable?
its impossible for me to find something that fits my tits my muffin top and my ass all at the same time
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
I'm so drunk. Remember me this way.
If I send Ben a tit pic but I do it while wearing a Tom Brady mask is that funny or creepy
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
He gives me the same feeling I get when someone puts a margarita or German chocolate cake in front of me
Well shit I mean if you get a bunch of cashed up drunk lesbians together in a casino, it's bound to go south at some point
When she's hammered the amount of alliteration that comes out of her mouth is amazing.
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
Randomize
