we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
I woke up this morning with gum gluing my ass cheeks together..
I can't decide if I actually want to know or not..
she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
I just found him singing into an empty paper towel roll while microwaving an empty ice cream carton. I'm gonna run away now.
i put his shirt in a ziplock bag to preserve his smell
please tell me you are kidding me
I had to write an apology letter to security guards in the hotel so I didnt get kicked out
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
I don't fucking care about the convenience of not having freudian slips. I spent 2009-2011 screwing around with 3 different Daniels. 2012 WILL be the dawn of a new day
How about a mike?
Already had two of those
All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
Eye drops are like seatbelts of being high. Think about it
I went to the strip club tonight. I had never gone, and in a panic I gave the dancer giving me a lap dance a handshake and introduced myself. Redefines business casual.
Do you remember the guy that smelled like hot dogs?
Quit bitching. I brought you a muffin.
Sorry I steam cleaned at 1:30 in the morning and that i'm such a drunk dumb child. On the bright side, my carpet has ever looked better.
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