super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
were not allowed back there because i puked on the waitresses foot while trying to order another round. for myself.
I'm blazed at jack in the box and my order number is 420. I wish everything in the world made this much sense.
You realize we can hear you jacking off in your room, right?
I like it rough
[insert really romantic bullshit about how much i love you and how beautiful you are so you will suck my dick tonight]
the kid next to me in training is drinking sangria. its 9am here in case you couldnt calculate. its going to be a good year.
He didn't seem too mad about the puke on the side of his car. You still have a chance.
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
First memory of my senior year: Going into registration still drunk from last night.
I had to break it to her that she was not in fact behind the bushes when she peed on the church last night
I just looked down and realized I was walking around in briefs and a ninja turtle shirt; and for a second, I thought I was 8 again... Weird...
all i remember is slapping you in the face with a slice of pizza while laughing maniacally.
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
Man it shouldn't be possible to get mad while you're stoned. I feel like ive broken one of the laws of physics
FINE I guess I'll just drink regular coke like a PLEBIAN.
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