Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
We pinky-swore to never fuck each other again.
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
I just discovered the Reese's pieces and sourdough bread sandwich. No signs of coming down.
we are out of drugs. and patience. please bring former.
I was thinking more like a "sorry you can hear us, but I'm having the best sex of my life" cake
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.. I just figured you were drunk and needed somewhere to crash, but your no where to be found. I'll I have is this corn dog. call me when you get this. I'm worried! --mom
Our prom king just sent me a dick pic. I know it's 10 years later but I feel like I've finally made it.
And the sexual frustration is like I'm wearing a damn horcrux
Is it bad I have to get shitty ass drunk on a Monday night because I can't adult?
Just met my future wife. Please dont fuck her.
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
She was a cheerleader in college and President of her sorority and now she’s a sales rep for a pharmaceutical corporation. “High maintenance hot” doesn’t even begin to explain it
But dear lord is it worth it
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