now i know why i became what i already was.
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
It's like trying to pry an octopus off you. Except the octopus speaks English and can get drunk.
I just had a formal request to dress as a boyscout for my meeting with Legal on Friday. From Legal. Time to go home.
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
No I'm done finals, but I'm not coming home until these hickeys are gone.
I took us ten minutes to realize the shower sex going upstairs was the reason the kitchen ceiling was flooding.
It was awful. Their identical twins so it was like having sex with Jeff wearing a wig and shaved legs.
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
Wellp yesterday was spent absurdly hungover and today was spent in planned parenthood so I hope that's not an indication of the year to come
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
Wanna have a sleepover and take me to court in the morning?
"Because this is an ongoing legal matter" is how his morning after sex text began. So...
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
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