Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
Sorry I never showed up last night. It was between spending time with you and our freinds or having violent multiple orgasims. I chose the low road.
Wow, im gonna be a great doctor..."hi let me save your life but first check out this pic of me deep throating a handle of grey goose"
He showed me a picture of his baby hamsters and I called them "Mammal McNuggets"
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
Did you clean his pubes up off the table yet?
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
I lost my virginity to Adventure Time. DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND THE SIGNIFICANCE?!
Some nights you do cocaine till 5:00 in the morning, and the next night you teach yourself how to crochet. It’s called balance.
I made the antidote to the nasty cognac. I AM THE GOD OF MIXED DRINKS.
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