My grandmass entire neighborhood is over for dessert and i'm high as fuck...about to make a couple of freshman boys real uncomfortable
Freshman in high school? Just your type
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
Dude. No way. She insults the term butterface. She's a butternothing.
She punched my vomit. In midair. Back into my mouth.
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
I can tell right now that knowing you will either be really fun or ruin my life
I don't think stranger penis made your tonsils bleed
I'm somewhere between crying and wanting to orgasm.
I just woke up and there was a condom wrapper stuck in my hair. This is my life.
Didn't you sleepover at your grandparents?
Is it bad when I wake up sore & don't know if my injuries are from sex or the mechanical bull at the bar?
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
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