That's what you get for fucking someone nicknamed "wiggle worm"
We got really high and decided it would be a good idea to wash towels in the dishwasher. I left before I could see the final result.
He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
For some reason there are two like 10 year old black girls crumping at the bar. I feel like I'm in a missy elliot video.
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
When i say that im working late and also have a paper to write before 9am tomorrow all i want u to respond is saying that ur gunna come over and sexually distract me from my responsibilities. Not a fucking frowny face.
Sorry. Im on my way.
That makes the second boyfriend of hers that I've fucked. I'm gonna start keeping an eye on every guy she even speaks to. Girl is my sexual rabbit's foot.
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
Think of something healthy and responsible. Now think of the exact opposite, let's do the latter
I am a good friend because I got you a bagel. I am a bad friend because I ate half of it.
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
If I don't answer right away it's because I took an Adderall and the fridge needs cleaned.
Randomize