I'm at work and it's 1:30. I need a beer. is that bad?
Welcome to every minute of my life.
So I went outside my house this morning and basically my entire front lawn is covered in gummi bears... I think that involves you guys.
she called me a fuckfaceshitdick. not that's creative. it sounds like a crayola crayon, preferrably an orange-brown shade.
All I know is that if a letter starts with "I'm aware you jerked off in the bathroom last night," I don't want to finish reading it.
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
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what?
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
July 5th AKA Day of regret AKA picnicing in a laundromat. Someone puked allover the comforter. Liffe of champions.
she vomitted in her champagne, said "fuck it, it's new years", and continued drinking.
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
Confidence is key. All I had to tell him is I'm drinking a bottle of wine and eating chocolate today to celebrate that I love myself. That's how you get a Valentine, my friend.
I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
He ran over from the bar to give me more singles because the stripper was doing gymnastics on me. He is a really great friend, just probably not the best boyfriend.
I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
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