My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
Woke up in my own bed with a "New Years Eve 2011" bar bracelet on. Both of these things confuse me.
Drinking with mariachis at jimmy johns.
My main goal for tomorrow night is to make it back into my own bed
i just tried to use a string cheese as a light source
Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
It was dumb but not something to force me into sobriety
Well that's disappointing. I guess I'll give a lesson on dick-breaking another time then
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
Excuse you? I'm an asshole at least 90% of the time. Get it right.
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
Bear grylls would be proud of my improvisation. Just used her vibrator to massage my back after hurting it at work.
Looking back at our past texts, the minute it turned 2020 you were cleaning your house and I was dying of the cold. We were prophesying the Rona.
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