Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
An ex-gang member just asked me out on a date via note. And spelled dinner wrong. Win?
I'm totally counting that party when he kept putting his hands down my pants as a date.
If you stick your dick in my spaghetti, we're fighting.
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
I don't know what that means. But if you take off your pants, you'll probably get arrested.
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
Plus now I feel weird sleeping with you. It's like shooting a three legged deer. It's already at a disadvantage and couldn't get what it's full potential deserves.
How drunk do you guys plan on getting?
We wrote our addresses on our arms for the cab driver, what do you think?
I think I just legit sprained my wrist from holding myself up while giving a blow J. God dammit come already
i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
When you're done railing that chick, there is still half a pizza and some ninja turtle mac and cheese down here if you want
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
so you can go out and drink with me then fuck me, or you can come over when i get home and fuck me, or you can come over before and fuck me, or you can come over before and after and fuck me... so many fucking options
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