You'll be proud of me
Who did you not have sex with
Damn it...you know me too well
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
Okay, thats embarrasing even by my standards and I've thrown up while wearing a viking hat. just a viking hat.
Fine then. I'll just do all this coke on my own this weekend and die. It'll be strictly your fault.
Why do they give me cups on $8 pitcher night? I HAVE A PITCHER.
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
I've used my house key more to do bumps of coke than I've used it to get in my house.
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
I just smoked weed out of a baked potato.
You rock my world.
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
What do you take me for? I'm not trying to lure you into bed with stories of my dead aunt.
you called me drunk last night to talk about summoning sex demons with magic WTF
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
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