I puked while I was brushing my teeth this morning and had to get a new tbrush
Ew, did you brush them again?
Yeah but i puked on the new one and decided to give up...failure
i just used the Cadillac of toilet papers. For a minute i actually forgot i was even wiping my ass....i thought i was floating butt first into heaven
Just got back from doctors appt. He lied. It wasn't a pimple on his dick.
He has jerked off in so many socks I am surprised he doesn't have athletes dick
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
i've learned that i'm good at stealing things. like live cats.
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
Just slept with a female bodybuilder. not cute. but it was like fucking hulk hogan with a twat. Beastly.
im so disgusted with myself. funny thing was i lasted 15 seconds. she benches 325
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
I hope our bodies realize that workaholics starts tomorrow and will be well enough to handle the hell we are going to put them through. amen.
Still dying that you shit outside
No you don't understand. This tree is really alive. Like in Pocahontas.
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
Yeah. I hurt his pride. But he's not over it. And by it I mean me.
The salt made it so good this margarita is touching my soul. I swear I'm not high BUT I want elote in a cup with the insides of a shrimp taco. I think that would make my life complete.
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