Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
He then proceeded to try to whisper up my nose...
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
Just realized I'm marrying a man that's never gone down on me. What happened to my priorities?
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
but i'm paying and its not a date cause he's got a gf and i'm hooking up with his roommate tomorrow night
I feel as though the word "tired" has become synonymous with "too high to manage the stairs" lately
The cops said we could pay $250 or spend the night in jail and get 2 free meals. I might pee in mail-boxes more often
He specifically said I couldn't post the picture of him passed out naked except for a strategically placed washcloth. Where's the fun in that?
YOU'RE MARRIED. TO OTHER PEOPLE.
It's Been a while since I puked in vomit bush. I hope it doesn't feel neglected
They live across the street from a school baseball field so they have porter potties across the street and let's just say that I'm grateful they exist
I have a 30 pack and enough condoms to last until tomorrow morning. Have Mystery Science Theater 3000 ready. I'm on my way over.
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
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