are u sure the monkey wasnt drunk too
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
It's a shame that I don't know his last name. Actually, it's an ever bigger shame that I don't know his first name
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
he kept yelling THIS ISNT AMATEUR HOUR
I need a leash, or some shame. Maybe.
I have to deal with three things I do not like this weekend. Pooping in toilets that are not mine. Air mattresses. Not beating off in the shower.
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
I'm Michael Phelps, Olympic Champion.
Are you just smoking weed? Cause that's not actually a Michael Phelps costume
Dude. That Grinch had his priorities right when he was worried that there might be a cash bar at that town celebration.
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
I worked all year for this tax return. I deserve to get my nipples pierced.
This drink tastes like mosquito repellent.
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