I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
We need a plan...
Find random men. Use them as sexual objects. There's our plan.
That was an excessively violent trivia night
Who the fuck cries when they're stoned?!
Sorry man I just really wanted a McChicken
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
You popped the Plan B pill then clapped twice, said "mischief managed" and headed tward the bar.
Tried to put an eye patch on while hooking up with a girl. She was not amused.
IF THE GUY WHO I AM BORROWING OUR CAR FROM FINDS ONE CONDOM OR JIZZ STAIN IN THIS CAR HE IS GOING TO CASTRATE MY ASS. SERIOUSLY, DON'T FUCK IN THE CAR.
I feel like David Hasselhoff when he's drunk eating that cheeseburger and crying. But with cheesecake.
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
can you please not set my house on fire for once???
Can you repeat that, but with context?
Do not ever chug tabasco sauce.
Randomize