sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
My poor mother should have just stuffed me back up her vagina when she had the chance.
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
If there was a creeper hall of fame you and me would be the first two inductees
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
You know you've got awesome issues when the main deciding factor of whether or not to cut your nails depends on nacho consumption in the near future
She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
She's legally too young to drink and was making out with a guy who is ethically too old to drink.
Is it sad that I planned a a romantic trip to dunkin donuts for and with myself on Saturday, then added an equally romantic after midnight stroll through the half off candy sale? I find that worthy of adding a few cats to my collection agree?
apparently I kept repeating I have a to do list this summer and he's on it
Give it up bro. I’m not wearing pants or a bra and only an act of god could change that
you woke me up at 1am last night high on cough syrup to tell me jay z was an idiot for cheating on beyonce
Where do you think black out memories go?
Into the dark abysmal abyss of the deepest, darkest part of your mind. It's obviously the bodies natural defense to protect you from witnessing the shit you do while actually blacked out.
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