Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
I envy your ability to put any word in front o the word beer and make drinking before 5 sound like a socially sanctioned event.
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
I am full of burrito and curiosity
My mom seriously just told me my insurance company pays for rehab. In an email. I expect a real, not just us joking, intervention coming on. I'm not accepting a "lunch date" with that bitch.
High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
hungover waitressing a bar association event. im being judged by actual judges.
dude my grandma just called my dealer. How does this shit happen to me
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
so.. please tell me you did not really sleep on the washing machine last night
guilty
No we didn't talk. I was high and doing naked yoga in the living room when she walked in so it was just awkward. I didn't even know my dad had a girlfriend.
Do you know anything about how the saran wrap ended up on my toilet seat?
The fact that I’m not married yet means there are millions of lucky girls out there who have dodged a bullet
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