yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
He went soft
Wait. During?
Yeah, he was IN. MY. MOUTH.
One of the bamboo sticks broke and impaled him. I think he's drunk enough that it shouldn't hurt until tomorrow.
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
But life is now good. Well, not good, good would be not wearing the penis hat with the extended family of the boy I just cheated on, but as good as it's going to get today
They should have to wear some identification that warns you to stay away. Like one of those cones dogs wear to keep them from biting stitches. CONE OF SHAME.
In the middle of the State of the Union, she unzipped my pants and started giving me head. I've never been so proud to be an American.
The wizard has you scheduled for a 6am sex breakfast
I'm so there
I'm a 23 year old adult who just ordered condoms online from Target because I'm still too embarrassed to buy them in the store.
Before consuming her Waffle House she did a few deep breaths and cleared the table to "prepare herself for this"
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
he high fived his dick after we had sex
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