I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
so they are in my phone as twin 1 and twin 2. but i forget which is which. did i put them in order of who I hooked up with first, or who is sexier? cause i'm not trying to text the one with the girlfriend
1st off, theyre identical. 2ndly, have i ever told you that youre a huge slut? hope that helps
Dude stop singing. Your life is not an episode of fucking glee
def just vomited mimosa in the gym trashcan. i weigh less already so i say its been a solid workout.
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
chugging beers on the train. people are staring. I would be offended if it wasn't 8:30
Now you know for the next time you go in the basement to wear a helmet
it's 10:36pm. Do you know where your penis should be?
I have a new philosophy. Fuck wearing bras, it's summertime.
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
An old white couple caught us smoking the foot long. THE LOOK ON THEIR FACES.
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
Currently using my kid's computer to charge my vibrator. #thisis30ish
So i dislocated my knee but still went home and fucked his brains out. Nothing gets in the way of my sex life. NOTHING.
Had to clear my browser history. I figured if she used the search bar and her name came up, it might be a little creepy.
Randomize
