Just pooped at the strip club. NOT NORMAL . I may be a little too comfortable here.
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
Stripper pole. Sore legs. More vaca money.
If I end up married to you I better get lots of orgasms to help me forget I failed at life.
When they send me to rehab, I'm screaming your name down the halls.
You asked the bartender if she was trying to get you drunk. She cut you off after that.
It'll be a pair of asscheeks that light up when they're summoned.
I raged so hard that I was so hungover today I threw up out of a car window going 50mph cause my parents didn't pull over quick enough ...sorry to the people behind us
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
Hey kevin, it's Ashlee. I have been trying to get ahold of you. Your pledge gave me your number. I really wanted to apologize for shitting in your car I'll buy new upholstery or pay to have it shampooed if needed. I'm so embarrassed.
I still can't believe a guy pooped in my backyard
How do I let my trainer know I'm only at the gym so I can get in more intense sex positions?
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
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