with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
So bad news they put a private property sign on the tiger.
Until they install cameras or armed security i'll ride the fuck out of that jungle cat.
i just saw you make out with a girl with facial hair...just thought i would document that in case you forgot
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
It's 4/20 and I spent the morning in the gym and am working later tonight. I don't even have any weed. Why am I adult-ing again?
I might be offended if you don't bang me tomorrow. You know, for America.
I feel like I'm in high school again. I'm completely sober and I just gave some guy a handjob to completion.
It's a herpes check up not a beauty pageant
Either it didn’t do much damage or I’ve lost all feeling in my asshole
I swear we were drugged last night
We had a 130$ tab bitch. We drugged ourselves.
I have mastered the art of having sex on monkey bars.
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
there's a bowling ball in the dishwasher and a dog bone in the freezer
Randomize
