He muttered something about having just washed he sheets, then demanded I give him all my quarters.
then she said "on the count of three I think we should apologize to eachother"
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
you wore rainboots all night because you said the forecast called for wine spillage
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
HELP THE ONLY THING THAT'S HELPING ME DISTINGUISH BETWEEN THE TWO OF THEM IS THE DIRECTION OF THEIR WINKY FACES OMFG
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
what's your room number? I've never been there sober...
Oh my god the guy at DQ just gave me the number 69 and winked at me
I am praying to every god I can that he drank so much that he won't even remember me
Two guys I banged regularly got married this week. I need vodka.
omg girl... i cut your hair last night. tell me it looks okay!? i saw hair on the counter and i said ohhh nooo
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