what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
But I don't consider them one night stands. They're auditions.
direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
Apparently she held up my head the entire 40 minutes, convincing the cab driver that I was okay
He told me I just kept sending him the word sex and dollar signs.
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
You made out with a guy who refers to his cock as "rafiki." Are you proud of yourself?
He took the bartender's challenge and took a Jello shot with a tarantula frozen inside.
So me and him are making out, and the other two are on the couch behind us. he randomly stops kissing me and goes "oh god I think she just took off her shirt" I look behind me and I see her tits flapping up and down. This man has amazing senses..
We finally have the house to ourselves and your out playing Lance Fucking Armstrong
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
My memory of last night is a delicious blur of tits, ass, and alcohol.
He bought me shrimp and alcohol and referred to himself as daddy. I am in love.
I just had a 10 minute staring contest with my dog. Can you come over?
THE COP WHO TOOK MY MUGSHOT LAST NIGHT JUST ADDED ME ON FACEBOOK
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