O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
An accidental pregnancy to a guy with a trustfund is no mistake. It is a gift from god.
I can't remember much about walking home last night. I think I kicked a dog.
Uh oh. Middle aged belly dancers. And they just got out swords. Shit is about to get real.
He told his ice cream cone it 'looked cute' and then started to cry. The Dairy Queen people were not pleased.
I'm watching intervention which is getting me psyched for your birthday. Is that wrong?
Just had Jager bombs for breakfast with her roommate... I do not regret this newfound lesbianism.
Haha I'm surprised I didn't see you I was drunkenly buying $70 in merchandise including a vibrating cock ring at that cvs around that time
Right but I don't wanna waste the whole weekend not having sex when we could be having sex
Also I had a dream we made my birth control into a joint. What does that mean?
she and her cat are both sick as fuck so they just sat there looking at each other with her nose dripping on the cat's. both out of fucks
I am cleaning melted cheese out of my hair. This is a new experience for me
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